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Wiping Dilemma

from Finally Flushed by Smokin' D

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Who hasn't been stuck on the toilet without toilet paper at least once in their life? Yeah, me neither.

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Here I sit all alone, doing my thing on the throne
The wife and kids are not home, and something is terribly wrong
The toilet paper is gone, the wiping dilemma is on

The rags are just out of reach, how will I clean these cheeks
No one can hear me scream, why can’t this just be a dream
The toilet paper is gone, the wiping dilemma is on

The scent in here is so strong, I’ll probably be dead by dawn
It seems I’ve been here so long, How could I have been so wrong
The toilet paper is gone, the wiping dilemma is on

There’s an old maxi pad in the trash, or a lid to some cream for a rash
My options are now very few, I’m wondering what I should do
The toilet paper is gone, the wiping dilemma is on

A toothbrush, a shoe, or a comb. I wish my wife would get home
My undies, my socks, or my hand. I really don’t like this plan
The toilet paper is gone, the wiping dilemma is on

credits

from Finally Flushed, released June 9, 2017
Vocals/guitar - Smokin' D
Lead Guitar - Rob Simmons

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Smokin' D Hickory, North Carolina

Smokin' D is a unique underground cult musician with a rugged "thumb and strum" guitar style, inspired by bands like Devil Makes Three, Shakey Graves, Pokey Lafarge, Johnny Cash, and many more. Smokin' D sings real songs about real people and things. If you want love songs, look elsewhere. ... more

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